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Nick's Friggin' Tumblr Page: Weekly Meeting of the... →

So cute! @im_tricia Aww, @YUCKYBOT! You’re HILARIOUS! @YUCKYBOT Umm… Thanks. *sigh* nickadoola: (I’m so, so, so going to hell for this one, aren’t I?) The Twitter Elite™ are very real. They get together to conspire against everyone once a week. I’ve obtained a transcript of their last meeting. As you’ll see, however, they don’t get much accomplished. @badbanana This meeting of the...

Jul 29th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Tell me about your phone!

Does anyone out there have a Samsung Galaxy S or Samsung Focus? My cell finally died, and I’m liking the big screens on these (rather than the iPhone). Is the battery life as bad as people say? What do you like/hate about it? If you have something else you love, I want to hear about it (or just hear what it is)! ?

Jul 12th

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Jun 28th

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Night night

I have to wake up early for work tomorrow for my job, that I love. But I hate going to bed. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKSTICKS FUCKERS!

Jun 28th

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Watch

Ze girl finally agreed to learn how to ride a bike, and took to it immediately. Sorry about your flowers, neighbours! Yes, she’s singing Cheap Trick.

Jun 27th

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Jun 26th

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Whenever I call my eight-year-old on something,...

V: Do you know what the strongest part of your body is?
Me: I don't know. Your thighs? I can lift a lot of weight at the gym with my legs.
V: No, it's your head.
Me: Then why do you wear a helmet when you ride a bike? You made that up.
V: What hand do you write with?
Me: My right.
V: So that means your left hand is stronger.
Me: That makes no sense. My right is stronger because I use the muscles more.
V: Bleh bleh.
Me: Seriously, you obviously made that whole thing up. Or did someone tell you that? Because they were totally lying.
V: BLEH BLEH!
Me: Ha, I knew it.

Jun 18th

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I was in a bad mood from lack of sleep but going to work made me happy. I love my new job so much. HOW DOES THAT SHIT EVEN HAPPEN?

Jun 10th

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carriescott replied to your post: I can’t find my messages anymore! click on your blog name next to “dashboard” at the top. It’ll open up all your messages and drafts and queues, etc. Thank you! Although this goes against my principles, it being an effort and all.

Jun 9th

jayfinch asked: Hi, BettyLies.
Thank you for following me.

(Being new on Tumblr, I wonder if you're supposed to thank people for following you. Or ask them if they think you should thank people for following you. Or tell them you don't know whether to ask them whether you should thank...)
(This been the latest installment of overthinking with JayFinch)

Jun 9th

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I can't find my messages anymore!

New Tumblr makes me feel like your grandma. And, no, I won’t feel your grandpa.

Jun 9th

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Jun 8th

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I wish I’d had a video camera the day my friend started smoking electronic cigarettes and I threatened to use them to fuck my daughter’s Dora the Explorer doll. Video gold that would have been.

Jun 4th

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Jun 4th

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ripslich asked: i wasn't sure what you were talking about.
i tried to find out.
got this image:
http://www.civin.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/red-ring-of-death-06.jpg
now i'm less sure. please explain for the uninitiated.

Jun 4th

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vpache asked: I don't know if you watched Buffy at all, but did you know Drucilla was Martin and Barbara Bains' daughter??

Jun 4th

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Our 360 has suffered the red ring of death, and my son is devastated.

Jun 4th

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Jun 4th

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Every time my husband comes downstairs and sees me still on the computer, he makes fun of me. So I blame you people.

Jun 4th

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My daughter is making her friend watch The Monkees. We’re all kinds of retro up in here.

Jun 4th

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Watch

Went upstairs to pee and witnessed this display by my daughter and her friend. Are beatniks still a thing? FYI: for impatient people, like me, this is only 21 seconds. My daughter is the one drumming on her brother’s chess board.

Jun 4th

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I have a pay-as-you-go flip phone... don't judge

I never needed anything different before. I worked from home, where I have access to computers. I didn’t make enough money to afford anything better, anyway. I only used the cell to receive calls from my husband, who’s on the road constantly, and to text him with things like, “We’re at the library with tons of books - u home soon to pick us up?” But my new job...

Jun 4th

A woman at the YMCA was trying to tempt my daugher into attending one of their events by saying there will be firetrucks. But Veronica is too old to care about firetrucks, and too young to care about firefighters.

Jun 3rd

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David: Things about Twitter →

davids-tumblr: - Apologizing on Twitter is cheap and pathetic. - Kim Kardashian has proven that there are over 7,000,000 idiots with Twitter accounts. - Maybe I’m not paying enough attention, but as far as I know female comedians fucking own Twitter. - I’ve read many tweets that I wished were expanded…

Jun 2nd

Wait. Did time stand still, or did I check the clock wrong earlier?

Jun 1st

things I hate: back by unpopular demand →

things-i-h8: @things_l_hate started in the summer of 2010 as a way for me to log the endless list of nauseating things I encounter every day. within a couple months I was turned on to so many funny people that I felt severely limited by my user name. my novelty account began to wear thin. I couldn’t show the… Hey, who are you calling unpopular? (YAY!)

May 30th

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May 30th

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Soooo tempted to post dead babies or something for brandnewbetty.

May 28th

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May 28th

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Bad news

There was a crow attack on our robin’s nest this weekend. The mama and daddy robin made a counter-attack and successfully shooed the crow into a nearby maple tree. I let out the dog, and she scared the crow away. But during the week, I noticed the mama robin hasn’t been in her nest. I used my son’s iPod to take a pic inside, and the nest is empty. Fucking crows. On the bright...

May 28th

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May 21st

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SarcasticRylie: bettylies replied to your post: Oh... →

sarcasticrylie: bettylies replied to your post: Oh Canada… You had the same attitude when you were a kid, I’m sure. Kids are dicks. Where do you live in Canada? I was reading something about them wanting to ban street hockey in Toronto. That’s un-Canadian. What?! Hasn’t Harper done enough?! That’s… I grew up in Scarborough, when it was known as Scarberia (you might be too young to...

May 21st

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May 18th

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May 16th

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May 12th

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WOMEN get Breakfast and a Phone.

davetotheross: The two most recent sketches we’ve made are… well, just as ridiculous as the others. I’m really happy with both. Lordy, do I love WOMEN. The shoots… they’re pretty much the most fun I have in my life right now. Phone Breakfast I need a new phone.

May 10th

Domino's Introduces "Child Lover's Pizza"

damienfahey: ANN ARBOR, MI (the fahey chronicles) - In an elaborate attempt to ensnare pedophiles, Domino’s has started rolling out their new Child Lover’s Pizza. “It’s pretty simple, we take an order for delivery, get the address of the person placing the order and arrest him after the money has been exchanged.” said Domino’s spokesman, Brett Harrison. “It’s a convenient way to capture...

May 9th

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sarkastickunt asked: It doesn't count if you're sipping an iced coffee and eating an everything bagel with creamed cheese.

But..shhhh. Don't tell my thighs that.

May 9th