Domino’s Introduces “Child Lover’s Pizza”
ANN ARBOR, MI (the fahey chronicles) - In an elaborate attempt to ensnare pedophiles, Domino’s has started rolling out their new Child Lover’s Pizza.
“It’s pretty simple, we take an order for delivery, get the address of the person placing the order and arrest him after the money has been exchanged.” said Domino’s spokesman, Brett Harrison. “It’s a convenient way to capture pedophiles looking to fill up on pizza before going and pedophiling all over the place.”
I snorted.
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